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The Land Drainage Act 1991 is an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom that consolidates legislation relating to internal drainage boards. It is organised into five parts, with part I containing 13 sections relating to the functions of internal drainage boards. Part II has 18 sections dealing with provisions for facilitating and securing the drainage of land. Part III contains four sections on powers to modify existing obligations, Part IV has 26 sections covering financial provisions, while part V has 15 miscellaneous and supplemental sections. These are followed by six schedules.
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