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The 1913 Alberta general election was held in March 1913. The writ was dropped on 25 March 1913 and election day was held 17 April 1913 to elect 56 members to the 3rd Alberta Legislature. Elections in two northern districts took place on 30 July 1913 to compensate for the remote location of the riding. The method to elect members was under the First Past the Post voting system with the exception of the Edmonton district which returned two members under a plurality block vote. The election was unusual with the writ period for the general election being a very short period of 23 days.
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Rock Is a Lady's Modesty is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Hiroshi Fukuda. It has been serialized in Hakusensha's seinen manga magazine Young Animal since October 2022. An anime television series adaptation produced by Bandai Namco Pictures premiered in April 2025.
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