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{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}

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{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}

{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}

{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}

{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

{"fact":"In Japan, cats are thought to have the power to turn into super spirits when they die. This may be because according to the Buddhist religion, the body of the cat is the temporary resting place of very spiritual people.i","length":220}

{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

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